Amazing Funny Quotes

“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”


“I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It’s the good girls men should be warned against.”


“If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war… Just couple of nations not talking with each other.”


“What counts is not how many animals were killed to make the fur, but how many animals the woman had to sleep with to get the fur.”


“Men are generally more law- abiding than women. Women have the feeling that since they didn’t make the rules, the rules have nothing to do with them.”


“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.”


“Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.”


“A husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species.”


“I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.”


“As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.”


“A women may be misinformed, mislead, unclear, misguided, and even downright stupid. But she is never ever wrong.”


“A women may be misinformed, mislead, unclear, misguided, and even downright stupid. But she is never ever wrong.”


“Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time…they’re gone.”


“A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s – By That’s because she changes it more often.”


“I prefer the word homemaker, because housewife always implies that there may be a wife someplace else.”


“Feminine intuition is a fiction and a fraud. It is nonsensical, illogical, emotional, ridiculous, and practically fool proof.”


“I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.”


“Don’t give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can’t wear in the evening.”


“Don’t give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can’t wear in the evening.”