Famous Joe Rogan Quotes

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Joe Rogan Quotes on Comedy

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Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it’s very specialized and varied in it’s content, but generic in it’s title.


The beautiful thing about podcasting is it’s just talking. It can be funny, or it can be terrifying. It can be sweet. It can be obnoxious. It almost has no definitive form. In that sense it’s one of the best ways to explore an idea, and certainly much less limiting than trying to express the same idea in stand up comedy. For some ideas stand up is best, but it’s really, really nice to have podcasts as well.


You do what you’re supposed to do, but you have to be honest about what they’re doing. When you do a comedy show on a network the problem is there are going to be a bunch of people who aren’t comedians that are going to tell you what’s funny.


Comedy is a funny thing, and it’s really not like any other art form in that it’s very specialized and varied in it’s content, but generic in it’s title. You would never go to a club just to see “Live music,” you would go to a jazz club to see jazz, a blues club to see blues, etc. But when you go to see “standup comedy,” if you don’t know the performers material, you really don’t have any idea what you’re gonna get.

Joe Rogan Quotes about Art

When you’re jealous, especially of someone else’s art or creations you automatically put up these selfish walls that reinforce your stupid ideas. It’s hard to pull those walls down and look at what you’re hiding. Look at your own weakness and realize that the jealousy came from knowing that you’re intimidated by someone else’s work, and that when you compare it to your own, you fall short.


Martial arts are a vehicle for developing your human potential.


The two things I understand best are stand-up comedy and martial arts. And those things require an ultimate grasp of the truth. You have to be objective about your skills and abilities to compete in both.


I see martial arts as moving forms of meditation. When you’re sparring or drilling techniques, you can’t think of anything else.

Joe Rogan Quotes about Lying

People for the most part can smell lies.


If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.


People for the most part can smell lies, at least I thought that until I saw audiences applaud at Carlos Mencia.

Short Joe Rogan Funny Quotes

It’s painful for me to watch someone who isn’t funny. It’s horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.


Haters…are all failures. It’s 100% across the board. No one who is truly brilliant at anything is a hater.


That’s my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

Joe Rogan Quotes on Universe

What’s interesting about science is that we’re constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities of the future. It’s amazing. Science is one of the coolest things about being a human being – without a doubt.


If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.


Despite all the advancements in science, and all things about religion that are disproved it still marches on. The bottom line is that the only real, absolutely provable answers about life and our place in the universe are provided by science, and religion has been holding down science since day one.


You are one miniscule piece of a never-ending cycle. In fact, you’re not even a piece. You’re just a holder for billions and billions of other pieces. Whether that’s organic components, living organisms inside your body, bacteria or whatever it is, you’re just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what’s good about it.

Joe Rogan Quotes about Country

I love coming to D.C. I think it’s a very unusual city. It’s so fascinating that it’s this weird place that everything thinks of as the capital of the country, there is so much international business, political stuff that is connected to that part of the country that it has a very charred atmosphere.


This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.


Sometimes faggot is the right word. There’s a trend in this country to avoid words: “We can’t say that one anymore it’s offensive.”


It’s not necessarily a brave thing, people talk about what they think about. There’s people out there who love to talk about politics or where they think the countries headed. I don’t talk about that I talk about…things that are a little trippier.

Joe Rogan Quotes about Drugs

Like any tool [drugs] can help you or hurt you.


I definitely had one guy come up to me and ask if I knew where to get DMT. He had a crewcut and he didn’t look like he’d ever done a drug in his life. He didn’t seem curious he seemed like he wanted to get me to do something. Like “You’re the laziest narc ever dude. This is ridiculous. What, do you think I bring drugs around with me? Are you retarded? Why don’t you go find gangsters?”


I brought something back from those experiences [with drugs] which made me softer, open to other ideas. And I’ve learned from listening to other people talk about their experiences, from listening to Bill Hicks or reading Terrence McKenna or Aldous Huxley and Timothy Leary. But there’s always some dumb cop out there who says “We don’t need another legal drug and there’s psychological addiction and blah blah blah.”


It’s a weird experience when you’re just trying to talk openly about how you think psychedelic drugs and marijuana are beneficial, or a lot of different drugs, especially plant-based ones, can be beneficial. Especially those ones that have some connection to organic life, I feel like you can learn something from them, from mushrooms, from peyote, from marijuana. They can be used as a tool.

Joe Rogan Quotes on Discipline

The best way to pursue any discipline is the martial art way.


Once you understand what excellence is all about… you see how that excellence manifests itself in any discipline.


There’s a very famous Miyamoto Musashi quote. “Once you understand the way broadly, you can see it in all things.” The idea is once you understand what excellence is all about, whether it’s in painting, or carpentry or martial arts, that you see how that excellence manifests itself in any discipline. I think that all the different things that I do enhance all the other things that I do.

Joe Rogan Quotes on Girlfriends

Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.


If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.


No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend.

Joe Rogan Quotes on sports

There’s a confidence and a mental toughness that comes from the very highest level of competition, whatever the sport is. Whether it’s boxing or wrestling, or whatever.


I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.


Your body’s really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.

Joe Rogan Quotes Spaceship Flying

If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.

Joe Rogan Quotes on Madness

In order to be truly great at something you have to give into a certain amount of madness.


Greatness and madness are next door neighbours; and they borrow each other’s sugar. You don’t get there without the other.


If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

Joe Rogan Quotes about hate

The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing’s more disgusting than a guy who steals another person’s ideas and tries to claim them as his own.


There’s only 2 reasons that you hate gay marriage; 1. You’re dumb, or 2. You’re secretly worried that dicks are delicious.


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When women go to see men strip, we never accuse you of hating men.


The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don’t even realize it.

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