It does seem asinine to tolerate a system under which the lawyers always win, whether heads or tails come up.
Lawyers are the jackals of commerce.
Lawyers are natural politicians.
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name
A lawyer starts life giving $500 worth of law for $5, and ends giving $5 worth for $500.
Only painters and lawyers can change white to black.
Lawyers are a bad lot…. They cheat their living out of honest people.
Lawyers are like spiders, they’ve eat up all the flies, and I guess they’ll have to eat each other soon.
Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, make the water turbid with his foot.
Lawyers are like the knights of old. You can use them to plunder other people’s stuff.
Lawyers are like nuclear weapons. By all rights they shouldn’t exist, but if some people have them, then you’d better have one, too, just in case.
Lawyers are like cheeses. There are lots of good ones, but not everybody likes the taste of some or can afford the best of others.
Lawyers are like catfish. A nibble here, a nibble there, before you know it the principal’s gone, you’ve got a pile of bills, and not much else.
Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying.
Lawyers are merchants of misery.
How many lawyer jokes are there? One, the rest are true stories.
Days are expensive. When you spend a day you have one less day to spend, So make sure you spend each one wisely.
When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound, rebuild those plans,
and set sail once more toward your coveted goal.