Lawyers Quotes

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now, You must keep your mind on the objective, not on the obstacle.


Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?


The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens.


This is what has to be remembered about the law; beneath that cold, harsh, impersonal exterior beats a cold, harsh, impersonal heart.


I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace, two men are called a law firm, and three or more become a Congress.


A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.


You won’t get sued for anti competitive behaviour.


Animals have these advantages over man: They have no theologians to instruct them, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.


Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.


Avoid lawsuits beyond all things; they pervert your conscience, impair your health, and dissipate your property.


Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers.


Lawyers are seldom loved but often needed.


How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford?


The question arises … whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage.


Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature.


Lawyers are ideological enemies of informal justice.


The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps: They had a picture of lawyers on them and people couldn’t figure out which side to spit on.


A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe.


Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.


Laws should be like clothes. They should be made to fit the people they serve.

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