Famous Mark Twain Quotes

Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.


Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.


The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.


The secret of getting ahead is getting started


God created war so that Americans would learn geography.


Don’t let schooling interfere with your education.


What would men be without women? Scarce, sir…mighty scarce.


Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.


I’ve never let my school interfere with my education.


When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble.


When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.


The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.


If you want love and abundance in your life, give it away.


Love is not a product of reasoning’s and statistics. It just comes-none knows whence-and cannot explain itself.


I can live for two months on a good compliment.


The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.


Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.


One learns peoples through the heart, not the eyes or the intellect.


The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right.


The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.